Turdpedo Toilet Elixir
Terms & Conditions:
Updated as of 12/31/20
Terms and Conditions may be updated at anytime.
Text2Vip Promo Alerts is an interactive mobile SMS service provided by Text2Vip with short code 76000.
Text2Vip Promo Alerts supports the following SMS Services:
- Promo Alerts
You may opt-in by submitting the keyword for a particular brand. For example, text “SKOOL” to 76000. Msg&data rates may apply. If your current data plan charges you for text messages, you will be charged to receive these.
Text2Vip respects your privacy. We will only use information you provide to the Service to transmit your text message or as otherwise described in this document. Nonetheless, we reserve the right at all times to disclose any information as necessary to satisfy any law, regulation or governmental request, to avoid liability, or to protect our rights or property. When you complete forms online or otherwise provide us information in connection with the Service, you agree to provide accurate, complete, and true information. You agree not to use a false or misleading name or a name that you are not authorized to use. If we, in our sole discretion, believe that any such information is untrue, inaccurate, or incomplete, we may refuse you access to the Service and pursue any appropriate legal remedies.
Text2Vip Promo Alerts works with but is not limited to the following carriers: AT&T, Sprint, Boost, Virgin Mobile, Verizon Wireless, Alltel, U.S. Cellular, Cellular One, and T-Mobile.
Msg&data rates may apply.
For more information or customer support, please email email@example.com or call 888.813.8398.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS
You can cancel your receipt of mobile alerts by texting the word STOP to the 76000 shortcode.
For assistance, text HELP to the 76000 short code for information.
If you need further assistance, please email firstname.lastname@example.org or call 218-238-9916
When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory.
- FREE Gift Box w/every bottle!
- Smells like Sunburns & Victory
- Really smells like Gunpowder, Motor Oil, Grapefruit & Lime
- 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
- Proudly Made in the USA