Pooseidon Toilet Elixir
Terms & Conditions:
Updated as of 12/31/20
Terms and Conditions may be updated at anytime.
Text2Vip Promo Alerts is an interactive mobile SMS service provided by Text2Vip with short code 76000.
Text2Vip Promo Alerts supports the following SMS Services:
- Promo Alerts
You may opt-in by submitting the keyword for a particular brand. For example, text “SKOOL” to 76000. Msg&data rates may apply. If your current data plan charges you for text messages, you will be charged to receive these.
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Text2Vip Promo Alerts works with but is not limited to the following carriers: AT&T, Sprint, Boost, Virgin Mobile, Verizon Wireless, Alltel, U.S. Cellular, Cellular One, and T-Mobile.
Msg&data rates may apply.
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TERMS AND CONDITIONS
You can cancel your receipt of mobile alerts by texting the word STOP to the 76000 shortcode.
For assistance, text HELP to the 76000 short code for information.
If you need further assistance, please email email@example.com or call 218-238-9916
In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea. With Turdcules' Pooseidon Toilet Elixir, you'll reign over the porcelain ocean with the ferocity of an Olympian while the sweet smells of sunken wooden ships and tropical rum tantalize your nose-buds.
- FREE Gift Box w/every bottle!
- Smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors
- Really smells like Teak Wood & Pirate Rum
- 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
- Proudly Made in the USA